The Top 5 Reasons to Hate âthe Verizon Guyâ From the Commercials
The guy who is simply known as “The Verizon Guy from the Commercials” is a menace to society! If you don’t despise his “cute” and “quirky” antics, here are five reasons you should.
05. Heâs extremely cocky. Realistically, I canât blame him for this, because if I had a posse the size of his, I might get a bit uppity with people who didnât use the service I was pimping, as well. And donât kid yourself â he may call it a ânetx`work,â but we all know thatâs a posse, and a excellent lot of them are probably packing. Statistically, 1/10 people carry guns. And that network has way more than ten people. Just saying.
04. The intimidation factor. On every commercial, he shows up, unannounced, with the aforementioned [and suspected to be armed] posse, when someone is trying to use their cell phone. A user might be thinking, âhey,…



